10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill