10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!