10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event