10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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