10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.