10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.