10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.