10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Welcome to kicker school
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.