10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth