10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-