10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.