10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"