10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- im going to 2 out you to death