10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus