10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."