10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!