10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water