10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "No river, no fish."