10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.