10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders