10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine