10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha