10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.