10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.