10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event