10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.