10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson