10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?