10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury