10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack