10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak