10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers