10 Random Poker Quotes

Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
"It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
You have to piss with the dick you have
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05