10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)