10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• It's Free To Fold...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die