10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- It's Free To Fold...
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.