10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is for loners.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.