10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"