10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.