10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack