10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger