10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.