10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."