10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is for loners.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is for fat, American losers.