10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom