10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm