10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."