10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.