10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."