10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.